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When you are so drunk you cannot find your car in a parking lot.
Terry's donkey was fruit punched last night.
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A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.
Can I get a peach drink?
“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
“Of course; $7”
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a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.
Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit
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A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!
Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.
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When a straight person does fruity anal with a gay kiddo
Person 1: Have you ever had a stragon fruit?
Person 2: What is that?
Person 1: lol nvm
Cabin of fruity people that live deep in the mountains. They grow various drugs in their cabin, referred to as "fruit" amongst the mountain people.
"Hey got any of that cabin fruit in your fruit cabin?"