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when someone raids under the Christmas tree the night before to open the presents and reseals them crudely
you:IM going go feel the presents. Christmas gangster:ok. you: looks like someone been tampering with the presents. gangster: fuck no!
A Catholic that attends service one a year
As a Christmas Cathlic I am required to to be at the nativity service
Tom the Christmas hound, Is a legendary in ancient creature that works for Santa. When kids can’t go to sleep at night on Christmas Eve he goes to everybody’s house and snuggles with them until they fall asleep. He spends the whole night doing around the world and making kids fall sleep worldwide. He is a very cute animal whose dad was probably a teddy bear and his mama dog.He is a very well-trained hound and never disobeyed his master, which is Santa.
I’m too excited to go to sleep, I wonder if the Christmas Hound will appear
Term referring to a severe storm that occurs within a metropolitan and/or city like area as opposed to a rural or regional area. The storm is sudden in nature, and usually brings about servere rainfall, wind speeds and flooding. Not to be confused with storms that occur on Christmas.
The City of Gold Coast was just hit by a Christmas Storm last week, the entire City is still recovering from the damage they even had a tornado, and it's not even Christmas yet!!
On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.
“Jack just made out with me!”
“Why?!”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout.”
On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.
“Come makeout with me!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout!”