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When people, generally of African American descent randomly throw the word "Jesus", "Lord Almighty", or any other variation into a sentence where it doesn't quite belong.
"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"
An absolute G at playing ball (basketball)
Person A: “Good buckets out there’s man!”
Person B: “they call me dribble jesus for a reason.”
When someone is smoking a ciggarete, and you ask for twos or last drags, they offer you jesus drags. Jesus did not smoke, so they mean they will not save you any.
Roger : Can i have LD's on that rollup?
Dom : I'll save you jesus drags
Roger : Douche
Forgives the sins of War criminals, so they may commit war crimes without prosecution and return to Valhalla. Civilians will now be known as "Acceptable Casualties".
Also the leader of the "Geneva Warcriminals" gaming clan on Twitch and Mixer.
"Geneva Jesus shall set me free, for I am his humble servant." GJ 6:9
Jesus Buddy is a person who is so buddied up with Jesus that it becomes annoying. Like Jesus is their personal bro, every other word from their mouth is Jesus. Their Facebook wall, quotes, religion section always has something religious in it.
Jonathan is an immense Jesus Buddy, all he talks about is Jesus
When your in the middle of fucking and realize that you are not holy and Jesus would not want you fucking for pleasure
Damn I was having the best sex of my life until I thought about Jesus. I guess I was hit with the Ruckus and Jesus
A Pimple which comes back a few days later after it is popped.
Dude, the pimple I popped three days ago has come back to life. Damn, Jesus Pimple.
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