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A parody if Burger King used on MADtv.
Have you heard that Bon Qui Qui got a job at King Burger?
The one and only sexy beast that dwells within the dark Swedish forests of Kaldklioeindh. The King of the Forest will only appear to those most brave to challenge it's sexyness. At that moment of challenge the great Nordic forest goddess Pehtrah the great will appear to judge one's sexyness against the King. Since none shall ever best the sexyness of the King no one has ever dared even the slightest challenge. You may see some day the King of the Forest dashing through the forests of Sweden with Pehtrah riding noblely on it's back. It only appears as a sexy blur.
1) Man 1:What was that sexy blur flying past?
Man 2:Oh that? That's the King of the Forest.
A guy who acts like a brat when he can't get his way or when people disagree with him. He has a baby tantrum.
Wow dude, stop acting like a king mav!
Aziah king is so fineeeee and she has a fat ass but most of all shes caring and very kind she’s popular but still will always make time for you i love aziah king
Person one: OMG whos that fine curly head with the gyat
Person two: Thats Aziah king and i will make her mine
The best cut of food. This transcend all food, from cod and pizza to squirrels and banana bread with walnuts.
Yo homie, slice me off the king cut from that roni pie!
The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.
Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches
to spread your ass cheeks on a window or a wall and shit
Timmy don't king bob on the wall poop in the toilet