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A lesbian that will not dating women who have dated men before.
See 'gold star lesbian'
Suzanne is a 'fundamentalist lesbians' that won't date Kate after Kate got with John.
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when a group of 400 seahorses witness two lesbians climb a rope after taking laxatives and shit down the rope then the rope is cut up so the seahorse may proceed to have a hardened piece of shit covered rope or otherwise known as a poor mans dildo
have you ever done lesbian crack? dad I told you I'm straight!
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a heterosexually-identfied woman who enjoys the pleasures of the female form but only visually, ie in sight, not touch or taste.
US Weekly provide to perfect outlet for annoretic and visual lesbian porn.
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Lesbian Culture is when a lesbian tweets "I want a girlfriend" and other lesbians reply "me too" but nobody makes a move.
Person 1: I want a girlfriend
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: This is Lesbian Culture
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When one lesbian has feelings for another woman but then panics when they realise it is someone they have seen in public before and out of fear they sever all communication to avoid awkward encounters in the future
Person 1: I was talking to this girl on tinder but she suddenly disappeared mid-conversation...
Person 2: Damn girl that's tough, she must have got lesbian regret.
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An emotionally pretentious person.
Someone who holds themselves to a standard that can be easily usurped.
Is deeply offended by any type of criticism.
John is such a velvet lesbian. I have to pretend that I like all of his music because he gets emotional when people don't share his musical opinion.
"You just don't understand me, and you never will." -John
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