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A woman that a man uses to fill the void in his life.
Derived from the popular teen novel, "The Perks of Being a Wallflower."
"He doesn't love her, she is just her Mary Elizabeth."
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best vegetarian ever!!!!
....roll time roll time roll time roll time!
lollerkaker maker.
"shes maryjess!"
mary jess!
"that thing was a major maryjess"
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Mary-Michael is primarily found in Western Pennsylvania but elusive sightings have been reported in Central Pennsylvania, Warren Co, Pa, NYC, DC, VA, Florida, NV, MA, and other parts. Primarily Mary-Michael is a positive experience that leaves one with a feeling of happiness, relief, creativity, and excitement.
Mary-Michael left me confused but wanting more.
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v. A tactic where one person flips another person over, pulls their pants down, spanks their bare ass with a bundle of celery until the cheeks turn a bright red and finish by shoving a single stick of celery in the pooper. Typically used in self-defense or as a practical joke.
Refer to alcoholic beverage "Bloody Mary".
Erik: "Holy shit! did you see Andy fight that guy yesterday? He Bloody Mary'd the hell out of him!"
Bobby: "Yeah! It was the greatest thing ever!"
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Its a woman's hairy flange, used as an example to children in the same way as 'front bum'.
Make sure you wash your fluffy mary
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While a girl is receiving oral sex in the dark, she doesn't tell her partner that she's on her period. When the deed is done, she turns on the light and shows him a mirror revealing his bloody mouth.
He screamed in horror when he saw that I gave him a bloody mary.
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when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.
ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.
emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?
ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.
emily: YEA! i love doing that.
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