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A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.
James hasn't been the same since Amy came home. That wench is a total nut-jacker.
When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.
"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
The astronomical phenomenon that occurs when a male farts in a certain position that causes the gust of air from the anus to rush under his scrotum and create a flapping motion
Dude i just laid a nut flapper.
A play on the phrase "Both of these nuts."
Have you heard the story about Bophadese? It's a story about a man with a peanut plantation, it's called "Bophadese Nuts"
A big penis that everyone sucks, and wants everyone to know that they did!
1: hey what did u do this weekend?
2: DEZZZ NUTS
3: WOW LET ME!!!
Massive fat large gigantic hamster cock
Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge
Getting a nut off with someone you consider strictly a homie. You would also allow a friend to get a nut off with this same homie.
Yeah bro I'm about to get this platonic nut off at friendsgiving!!!
Hey homie, you tryna get a platonic nut off?!