peanut butter jelly time
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Describes the use of any social media platform to write "peanut butter jelly time", or any variation thereof. The account used must not be linked in any way to the perpetrator's own account. To be a true PBJT, the unsuspecting victim of this act must have unwittingly left him/herself logged in. This act is not a true PBJT if it is accomplished with the use of known login info. The joy in PBJT-ing comes from the knowledge that the victim left him/herself vulnerable to the act.
Can be used as a noun, verb, or adverb
Origins of this phrase and all related phrases such as "peanut butter jelly-timed" #peanut butter jelly timing" and all other variations can be traced back to Alexandra Kenny Treen, and her use of this within the Radcliff family in Felton California in the early 2000s. The term spread throughout Radcliff circles, and has been used locally and internationally to this day.
"Dammit Allie! You peanut butter jelly timed me again!"
Can be used to denote any form of social media account 'r*pe' but only if the user of this term is aware of it's origins.
Shane who just wants to eat peanuts cuz he loves em, but all's he got is a large pizza and a 7 foot bong
Chwas the biggest peanut eating Shane!
The spoon you use spoon to shovel the shit out of a girls anal cavity and into her vagina.
Johnny don’t use that spoon!!! That’s a peanut butter spoon!
Johnny: good
When its Midnight and you need a snack because Donut Operators' cute ass just uploaded.
"Hey Charlie, got a Peanut Butter Spoon?"
When you spoon a Woman’s vagina with peanut butter on your hand and then have a dog lick it
“I gave Rachel and peanut butter spoon which her dog Henry last night”
A spoon shoved up someone's ass to scoop out shit to eat.
"Babe, can we peanut butter spoon tonight?"
"fuck no"
"Ah, man"
Apply a healthy layer of your favorite peanut butter to the inside of your partners asshole, then have vigorous anal sex until they prolapse. Upon prolapse, pull out and enjoy the warm gooey Siberian treat.
My girlfriend came back from a BDSM convention and told me about the Peanut Butter Gulag; it was great until I learned that I was allergic to peanut butter.