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When having anal sex and she shits on your dick while screaming, making the sounds of an angry Russian
My girlfriend and I tried the Russian ass crack and my dick still stink
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When driving along in the left lane of a two lane street, most likely Coney Island Avenue in Brooklyn, a pre-owned 5 series BMW cuts you off while a black 2001 Nissan Maxima stays steady to your right. The BMW then suddenly stops short, and because the Maxima is blocking you from swerving into the right lane, you rear end the BMW in front of you, which was all part of their plan. Passengers in the BMW all claim neck and back injuries and collect tens of thousands of dollars from insurance companies, largely in part to testimony from crooked Brighton Beach Orthopedists.
Oren was driving down Coney Island Avenue on his way home to Manhattan Beach. Suddenly, a black BMW cut him off, while a bronze Maxima pulled up to his right. Before he could realize what was going on, the BMW stopped short, causing him to plow into it. The driver and all 4 passengers of the BMW exited the car holding their necks and backs in pain, claiming to be severely injured; except the only injury here was done to Oren, the unsuspecting victim of Russian rear end.
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When a girl is going down on a guy and she looks up at him but he's so hairy she looks like she has a wolf mask on.
I didn't know I was so hairy until Gina looked up at me last night and she was wearing a Russian Wolf Mask
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when a partner rips open their asshole and buries your dick into it
Yo, that girl gave me a russian cock-sleeve!
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When a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. Thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. Common joke between eastern European males between the ages of 17 and 22.
"I just left a Russian easter egg in his bedroom!"
"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
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The act of motor boating an anus with a turtle head until you have a poop stash like stalin's
I gave the hooker a russian bull dog
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