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Glazed jew- has many meanings
1- a Jewish person oiled up
2- a rich Jewish person
3-a sweaty Jewish person
4- a Jewish person dressed nicely
James- God damn that glazed jew over there got on some j's
Paul- and he is sweating
Both at same time- triple glazed
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someone with a tiny cock and pubes on his head
wow that guys felix the jew has a tiny cock!
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A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no
Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
“God damnit I said no”
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A bowling reference for a frame in which a gutter ball is thrown first and the bowler proceeds to pick up the spare.
Did you see the way Gary picked up all 10 pins for that spare?! Classic Jew Strike!
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An individual who is miserly with his or her vape juice.
Randy wouldn't let me hit his Juul, what a Juice Jew!
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A men's open-toe sandal shoe that resembles those from Biblical times.
Dude, did you see Schlomo tripping over his new jew striders? He's such a dork.
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Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.
"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."
"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"
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