Someone who marinates his penis in v8 splash and puts the hump in rock guardin
1stguy: man my penis hurts
2ndguy: u should try black spidering it, it helped my Uncle Sam
1stguy: man I love stickin my d in juice Murcia
Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.
Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.
“You better hold on tight spider monkey.”
A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
"hold on spider monkey" - Edward Cullen
the spider-monkey is an actual monkey that looks like a spider, but the word spider-monkey is a very beautiful and romantic word that i recommend you call your loved ones, especially a person you just started dating, i guarantee they will love it.
spider-monkey - a monkey with long legs and arms
This is a hickie on a male that a woman would typically gives that resembles a huge red mark on the neck
A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
A dance created by Wepy that consists of miscellaneous spider movements.
"Get down and Spider Like Wepy"