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It should be washed

The situation when the thot in the class touches your stuff (for example: shirt) and your reaction is that sentence.

- Oh man... Hannah just touched my new coat.
- Damn. It should be washed.

by OGmark October 20, 2017


Rose washing

The process of changing the events of a story or history to make it appear more pleasant than reality at the expense of the cold hard truth.

Often to present an agenda in misleading facts to make some historical events or periods more attractive to modern audiences. Downplaying unethical choices made in the past.

Or seen in movies and TV, where producers ignore original source facts to construct a story of their own liking. For instance:
Turning as novel about both sides in a war committing atrocities to good guys vs bad guys, establishing a clear direction in narrative to influence audience bias.

I can't believe they are rose washing the story of Alexander Hamilton! They ignored his contributions to slavery!

by Banba Sed September 25, 2022


Pissher Washing

Using one's own urine stream to remove fecal residue from a toilet bowl left by a previous depositor, commonly using the maximum possible force with which one can expel urine.

Male 1: Dude, you've been drinking coffee like crazy!
Male 2: I know, the janitor is on strike and I gotta do some pissher washing.

by ilovechicclete July 20, 2011


B washed

A person who becomes washed (or bad) at a game by playing with someone named Brandon.

man I was doing so good but Brandon wanted to play and I got B washed

by Bruhmeme6969 May 5, 2024


polite wash

To polish, bend and/or omit the truth in order to make it more palatable to the intended audience.

Because the question is open-ended yet specific to the employee’s needs/desires, it is hard for a candidate to “polite wash” the answer so that it fits what they think you want to hear.

by Too Fat to Be an Assassin June 4, 2018


Wash your hands

A advertizing slogan that companies use

Stay safe and wash your hands with dove.

by qwertyuiopadsfgh June 6, 2020


Wash the Dishes

To rub the clitorus in a back and forth or circular motion as if washing a small plate.

Susie is coming over later, I'm gonna wash the dishes

by BluffCard September 12, 2023

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