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Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke?
When you top somebody's joke with another joke.
"Dick went to the doctor’s the other day
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"
Such an up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"
Double up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"
Risky Joke Day occurs very December eleventh, Where anyone is able to tell there most risky joke scott free!
Jack: "What do you call a elevator full of gay people? A box of necco wafers!"
Jim: "Woah! That's kinda homophobic dude."
Jack: "Relax, Its Risky Joke Day."
Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.
Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
Lame jokes taken off of the good humor Popsicle sticks
That sounds like a Popsicle joke
Every year in Upstate New York on April 24th they celebrate “Moroccan Joke day” where you make jokes about Morocco or your Moroccan friends.
“Are you ready for Moroccan Joke day? I already have like 6 jokes lined up”