when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce
A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.
A used tampon stuck on the inside of a female's undies after she takes them off and leaves it.
She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.
Crog Log: someone that is always drunk 24/7 and if not they immediately start having withdrawals.
Matt: Have you met Chris yet?
Josh: No why?
Matt: Good hes an absolute Crog Log, dont let him near your fridge it will be empty in minutes.
A nick name or pet name for a cute and loveable person named Logan because it's so hard to come up with anything else from that person's name.
Logan: Hi Stephy wephy
Stephanie: Aw, hi Log!
Someone who is boring and doesn’t do or think much
Bruh she a log why invite her to the party