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Old people. Skinny body topped with fluffy white hair.
I'm stuck behind a car full of q-tips, so I'm running late.
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An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.
Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!
During a blowjob the female will bite off the males tip, then proceed to drill it into the man’s anus. After inserted the man will then shit into the tip and take it out to feed it to his offspring.
Yo Jacob! My wife just gave me a Alaskan Tip Dip
(English, verb) - A sardonically sarcastic verb towards landlords - often times the well off individuals that own public housing such as apartment buildings and townhouses as financial and profit-accruing assets in places they do not reside in - and a verb indicating solitude and sometimes disgust towards their tenants that are being increasingly exploited by the housing market, through means of forcing them to pay more to stay in the areas they live in.
During the heated debate about rising rents in the city, Sarah couldn't help but retort using an egregiously sardonic comment, telling those to "tip your landlord", indicating that landlords often care more about their profits more than the well-being of their tenants, and that those who live under them should keep giving more to force them to suffer under their own irresponsible decision making.
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Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW
when a person gives a blowjob but forgets about the tip.
guy one: how was your dating with jenny last night?
Guy two: pretty well, besides only talks about herself and doesnt give any attention to the tip, ghosting the tip
a drawing made by your partners peepee tip, usually used to draw on a phone screen.
most draw hearts, flowers and other stuff for their girl.
girls use it as a lock screen most of the time!
esme: “omg david sent me a picture of a heart that he drew with his tip! i think im gonna stay with this man forever”
yamise: “i love men that send tip drawings, it’s so romantic”