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1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
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The phonetic spelling of "Oh, hello" when spoken in a posh British accent.
Charles: Air hair lair, Geoffrey!
Geoffrey, Air hair lair, Charles. Nice to see you!
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The air jerk done extremely slow while making eye contact. The slower and more deliberate the jerk, the more inappropriate it will be perceived, popularized by the show "The Whitest Kids You Know".
Man 1: Wanna go play some table tennis?
Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)
Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!
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1) The last blast of air to emite from one's ass.
2) M. Night.Shyamalan's last blast of ass in the audiences face.
I am sorry about sending out the last air bender of the night, but I ate tacos
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The act of pretending to "fight someone" because you're angry about something.
Not "I bet everyone from Toronto is punching the air after finding out Kawhi is leaving the Raptors." /
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The notion that you can do anything that the rules do not specifically state you canNOT do.
Vilbert: There are no dice in rock, paper, scissors.
Red Mage: I'd like to direct your attention to the Air Bud Clause. There is no rule SPECIFICALLY stating that dice are NOT valid choices. So there.
Vilbert: That's MADNESS.
Red Mage: THAT'S Air Bud.
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When you're hiking for a long period of time, and your butt crack feels dirty and sweaty. So you pull down your pants and underwear, bend over, and let the gust of wind blow freely through the crack. It's refreshing and soothing.
There is nothing more rewarding than airing your ass out after a long and grueling hike.
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