Green Bean

Green beans are the unripe fruit and protective pods of various cultivars of the common bean (Phaseolus vulgaris).12 Immature pods of the runner bean (Phaseolus coccineus), yardlong bean (Vigna unguiculata subsp. sesquipedalis), and hyacinth bean (Lablab purpureus), are used in a similar way.3 Green beans are known by many common names, including French beans,4 string beans,4 snap beans,4 and snaps.5

1. GREEN!!! AND LONG AND FULL OF BUMPS REMINDS ME OF MY EX'S DICK. WHY ARE YOU SO INCONSIDERATE???
2. i fuck green beans the greenest of the greenesst of the greenest green beans they bumpy so bumpy so bump bump i love to fuck green beans they sexy sexy only green beans no red no black no yellow no brown no blue only green green green bean bean beans i fuck green beans minutely hourly daily so green green bean beans fuck me in the bean assssssssssss -courtesy of Sak
3. Green beans are thicc

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Big Bean

Xavier is no longer a smol bean but he has evolved into a big bean (he's still a cutie wootie though)

Xavi: Everyone listen up
Xavi: I have now become. A big bean

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Funny Bean

The bean someone was given at birth by their mother to make them funny. You can tell if somebody has been given the been if they have natural wit and good humour.

Olivia: "Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side"

Jemma: "Wow, you must have been born with the funny bean!"

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Bean Licker

Someone who licks beans. Generally not picky on the variety of bean. Green Beans, Lima Beans, Baked Beans, Jelly Bean. They'll even lick YOUR beans if you don't keep your eyes on them. Unrelated to Bean flicker.

Damn did you hear Dylan is a bean licker? He sees a bean, he picks up a bean, he licks a bean. He is a simple man with simple needs.

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Bean Burrito

Two hot chicks scissoring their engorged beans under a warm blanket on the couch.

She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.

I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.

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Cool Beans

An expression stating something or someone is cool, or good.

"We are just sooo Cool Beans"

Person A: "Let's go to the movies"
Person B: "Cool Beans, sounds good"

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Bean Bag

A presumably uninsured jalopy that contains a dozen or more Mexicans. Said vehicle is typically an 80s-era, USA-brand van or minivan with oxidating paint, cheap purple tinting, honeycombs of dents, gaudy chrome tire rims, and a large Virgin Mary and/or Mexican flag and/or Oakland Raiders decal(s) on the back window and Latino/Salsa radio station stickers on the rear bumper. Often seen in downscale areas of Santa Ana and decaying LA suburbs of Bell Gardens, Pico Rivera, South Gate, and Huntington Park. In general, prevalence of Bean Bags in a city indicates lack of white or Asian majority. Sometimes blaring Mexican polka/ranchera music ostensibly broadcasted from radio stations advertised on bumper stickers. Driver travels at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit at all times. Driver and rest of adults are often obese with vacant expressions on their faces; kids in car also obese but often seen jumping up and down on seats or floor of vehicle or staring blankly at you through its back windows as you nearly get killed trying to pass it on the 5 Freeway in heavy traffic.

I was on the 5 this morning when I got stuck behind a bean bag full of fat Mexicans.

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