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http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=13105552
A Football MMORPG in which you can create and develop a player in any position. Can also own and general manage a team. Beast mode of a game.
Goal Line Blitz is the shit!
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The typical main line mom is the one who stays home and drives a big car so she can shuttle all her kids and their friends around. They usually have around 5 to 7 kids. During the day they go to the mall to blow their husbands money and chat with their friends on their blackberrys, but at night they go into homework mode and do all their kids homework for them so they can be the best. Every weekend they go to a party and get a local villa nova student to watch their kids while they go get wasted. During the summer they vacation at their house in avalon, new jersey or go to their country clubs and sit under the cabanas with the other main line moms and gossip. Typically a main line mom will raise their kids everything they want. Many main line moms are referred to as milfs.
Billy: dude your mom is the typical main line mom, she's such a milf!
Mike: dude thats so weird!
Billy: sorry, is she going to drive us to lax?
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This is when a guy is about to blow his load he makes race car sounds then drags his dong up from her pussy as fast as he can to the girls face and blows his man chowder all over and yells " checkered flag bitch" then goes right into a Donkey Puntch followed by a Pink Sock.
The reason your mom is so mad is because I showed her the Indianapolis Finish Line and she couldn't face public for a week.
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The level of technology that exists in a society which is sufficient enough to absorb a degree of antisocial behavor that would have historically resulted in complete social destruction.
Human A: There are so many people on earth that are reprobates and borderline criminals who can't even support themselves... and so few police...
Human B: Yeah but we have TV, mass produced food, internet, games, cars, cell phones, and all vital services delivered...
Human C: Ah yes, the Thin Chrome Line.
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An unintelligent way man or woman tries to pick up a potential mate with a one hundred percent failure rate. Only works if the person is beyond idiotic or has extreme low self esteem issues, i.e sluts or douche bags.
Examples of Pick-Up Lines:
Example 1:
A creepy man in a bar: *Walks up to intelligent, classy woman* "Are you Latina?"
Classy Lady: " Yes, I'm part Mexican." "Why do you ask?"
Creepy Man: "I have always loved Mexican women."
Classy Lady: *Rolls eyes* "And your point is?" "I have had this line used on me before and let's just say it's quit lame and pathetic." "This is why YOU are single."
Creepy Man: *Mumbles expletives because he got shot down, son!*
Example 2:
Trashy Club Slut: *Staggers up drunkenly to an intelligent "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms?"
Intellectual Man: *Looks at her oddly* "No......."
Trashy Club Slut: "Because you look magically delicious." *wink,wink as she stumbles some more.*
Intellectual Man: "I think you need to sober up, and no thank you."
Trashy Club Slut: *Mumbles and gets pissed because she got rejected, son!*
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A short phrase designed to coerce someone of the opposite sex into having intercourse.
Hey, wanna fuck while your Dad's gone?
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A South Florida Band With Style One Of The Best; Everyone Walks A Red Line What Side Are You On?; A Family Of 6 (Including Manager); An Unbreakable Bond Between Friends.
The Band Red Line Creep Is Freaking Amazing.
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