The chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the vagina of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you're called a chode waffle, you're undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.
Amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. Fat Chode waffle
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A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.
How was your date last night?
Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.
Deal breaker.
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Chode Boson: The most obnoxious insult that can be said about a person or persons.
Alternate: a boson that is wider than it is long
"Ryan is a Chode Boson."
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when used as an adjective chode is equivalent to words such as "dope" or "radical" or "phat"
Those new nike air force one's are toatally chode shoes. Grand theft aouto 3 is tyhe chodest video game ever
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1. A person who is not generally cool.
2. A meathead with big biceps and little brains.
3. Jizz, semen.
4. Pot, weed.
I saw this Chode today who was talking with this dude. He said that he'd like to blow his chode sometime really soon. Chode.
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1.) A patch of facial hair, usually on the chin, used when a man performs fellatio on another man.
2.) One who performs the act described.
"Wow, Stefan, why don't you come over here and put that Chode Sander to good use?"
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one that yodells with whoms chode is recently been spat on by ones saliva on thy gooch/ballsac(most dumbasses thinks its a fat penis..i dont even really know:))
man, your girlfriend is such a chode yodeller. last night she chode yodelled me, grade A shit!
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