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1. ridiculously cold, even for the inhabitants of a certain place
2. so cold that the only way to survive the coldsnap is to find the closest available person to fuck, just for the sake of keeping warm
1. ohio can get fuck cold at any time between october and april
2. no man that wasn't gay, it was just fuck cold so that doesn't count...
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The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants.
My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Front last night. It was amazing.
I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Cold Front last night and it tasted damn good, better than her usual fishy taste.
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Taking the first shot from a sniper rifle with a clean barrel. Extremely difficult, you have to anticipate where the shot will go. only after the first shot you can adjust your dope (Data On Previous Engagement). also after a first shot is fired the inside of the barrel will set on carbon residue that will change the flightpath of the bulet.
jim started the ambush with a cold bore shot from 1'500 yards away. one shot one kill.
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Day Care Cold – Office colds that keep getting passed around, and which originate with contagious staff whose kids got sick at day care, that Petri dish of all office illnesses.
Thanks to sick Cindy, who takes her kids to day care, I have a Day Care Cold, and I will never really get well. As soon as I get over it, I will catch it again from someone else.
Believing one's canned drink will be cold by feeling the temperature of the can, only to then taste the warm liquid inside. May be used as an acronym (ccs). Also applies to bottles (cbs).
Person 1: The beers seem cold enough to drink, do you want one?
Person 2: Nah, I just put them in the fridge, you must have cold can syndrome.
Damn, the can was so cold I coulda sworn this wouldn't be so warm and gross! CCS is the worst...
its like getting nervous before a fight and thinking about every possible thing that could go wrong.
Person 1: Dude , i got cold fight feet.
Person 2: eh, you'll be fine bro.
When it's so cold outside that your butt cheeks freeze together
It must be freezing-ass cold outside cause my butt cheeks froze together.