The disease in which you are extremely tired, but you can not fall asleep.
"Man, I'm so tired, but I just can't fall asleep. "
"I have your answer right here! You have
Buggnardian's Disease!"
A disease in which someone spends too much time talking about or watching Dream that they start turning green and sing mask in their sleep.
Person 1: hey baka! You look awfully green today
Person 2: I know, I think I have d- d- d- d- DREAM DISEASE!
A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?
I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
A disease which is carried by John Becker or its offspring produced. Common symptoms are sporadic gayness, finding new friends to see, and other gay stuf, usually breaks all the rules of the bro code
Damn John really has Jan's disease. That hits contagious
A disease that makes you like pasta and pole dance
Me: Look is that guy pole dancing
Other guy: he must have Jack Thomson Disease
you have to give someone head in the next hour or your gonna die
“I think I might have give head disease
When you consume spicy foods and you feel like it's not gonna come out good later.
I'm gonna have spicy butthole disease later.
Or
I have spicy butthole disease.