PGR

(puh-jerr) Pressurized Gas Release

occurs when a fart is powerful but silent, possibly smelly

Yo it might smell soon, I just PGRed

I gotta fart but hopefully it's a PGR so no one hears it

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PGR

abbr. of Pitman Got Raped.
orig.- Josh Pitman, 15 y-o cooldude/ clown/ lardibum/ self-admitted anal rape victim.
Confessed, after colonic threats, that he was sphinctally confronted by a 40 y-o man in some T Wells toilets.

pitman got raped (by a boy - made him lose his breath)
in the woods (and he ate some pies)
thunder thighs (that's Josh)
(scoffscoff)
can he keep up?-
no he cant 'cos he's just too fat
and he was taken up the back
(by a boy - that's Josh)
(scoffscoff)

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PGR

Short for Pussy-Grabbing Run.

When a man goes on a mean streak of hooking up with girls. Often spurred by a shitty break up, a spiteful/bitch ex, or getting screwed over by women in general, a successful PGR lets the bra's of the world know a bro is back, and he means biz-ness.

"Your girlfriend dumped you?"
"Yeah, fuck that man..I need a good PGR right about now"

After his girlfriend dumped him and started screwing other guys the next day, Greg went on a mad PGR. Now she's pregnant, while Greg runs train all day, all night.

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PGR Disease

PGR or "Prettiest Girl in the Room" Disease is a condition that afflicts attractive women everywhere. It's characterized by the negative reaction a pretty girl expresses when she meets a girl that's prettier than her, rendering her "not the prettiest girl in the room" anymore.

Girl 1: Mandy, you look lovely as always. I'd like you to meet my friend, Sexy Withoutmakeup.

Girl 2: I don't like her.

Girl 1: You just met her, why not?

Girl 2: She's dressed like a whore.

Girl 1: Oh, you're just being jealous. You've got PGR Disease.

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PGR

Private Growing Room
- A private room or location where you can just grow and get bigger and bigger without interruption.

I’m very stressed I’m in need of a PGR as soon as possible.

PGR

Potential Get Right

This is the rating system for ratchet females. Females who are in the regular practice of sack chasing, under achieving, tricking, dick hoping, you the sack I got your back, and other ratchet shit.

This dumb bitch has no PGR. She's ALL THE WAY ratchet.