When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)
Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
for all the caitlyn’s out there, your day is here 💗
“hey, i think we should give that caitlyn a hug!”
“why”
“because it’s national give a caitlyn a hug day!”
You have to give your crush a hug if not your a pussy
For example you see your crush you walk up to them and give em a hug that’s National give a hug to your crush
Something you say to try to bribe someone to give you something or to get them to do something
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Josh: I’ll give u a fire succ if you put this on the site anyways
20 November - In this day, everyone named Alexio has to buy you something that they want!
In 20 November aka Alexio giving me something day, Alexio gave me a washing hair machine as a gift for today!
on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.
i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.
a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.
guy 1: yo i got a promotion!
guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!
guy 1: do you give 4?
guy 2: ...thats a hard decision