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I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."

by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020


national give a caitlyn a hug day

for all the caitlyns out there, your day is here 💗

“hey, i think we should give that caitlyn a hug!”
“why”
“because it’s national give a caitlyn a hug day!”

by apriI October 21, 2021


National give a hug to your crush

You have to give your crush a hug if not your a pussy

For example you see your crush you walk up to them and give em a hug that’s National give a hug to your crush

by 25Hockey25 October 25, 2019


I’ll give u a fire succ

Something you say to try to bribe someone to give you something or to get them to do something

UrbanDictionary Admin:Sorry, this isn’t a real definition.
Josh: I’ll give u a fire succ if you put this on the site anyways

by Dead A55 May 12, 2018


alexio giving me something day

20 November - In this day, everyone named Alexio has to buy you something that they want!

In 20 November aka Alexio giving me something day, Alexio gave me a washing hair machine as a gift for today!

by givemesomething.id November 20, 2020


give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.

i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

by best rust player in the school May 5, 2023


I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.

guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision

by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022