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chipped ham pussy

a broken ass crotch.

See also: stank danish nash

Chipped ham pussy, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

by Sully May 8, 2004

16πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


West Ham Fan

A pile of shite, someone that has no friends basically a total fool

AYY John shut up you west ham fan

by APGaming August 15, 2017

10πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


One Ham Slam

A quick, and almost violent pull of the male penis, which brings instant ejaculation after the first pull. Typically done after a long night at a strip club where your genitals have been aroused for several hours with no satisfaction.

For a second, the young man thought to himself, I'm going to need to home and perform the One Ham Slam when I get home after being around my friends sister all night.

by D Bokeyno August 14, 2008

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


hamming it up

A classified word for flatulence, or fart.

The type of fart that smells like bologna. Quite awful.

Hamming it up is an awful smell, consisting of a bologna-like smell coming from the arse.

by snowboarder543 May 29, 2011

4πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


looking for a ham sandwich

when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz

do chill out! get off this guy's ass. what are you looking for a ham sandwich or something.

by monkeydan December 19, 2007

9πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


ham sauce

The slang term used for sauce on honey baked ham, also know as sweet honey mustard sauce.

Whatever, just pass me the ham sauce!

by Chilly Wong October 27, 2010

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


A gin and a ham in a hole

Derived from the Irish Gaelic (cΓ©n t-am atΓ‘ ann le do thoil) meaning "what time is it please?"

hey mate a gin and a ham in a hole?

its 9:15 hoss

by Hossbox November 21, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž