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Fudge Hammer

A brown 61-67 Ford E100 Econoline truck.

"Looks like you drove the Fudge Hammer today."
"Yeah, it was a rough ride."

by vintagegamingsystems August 2, 2016


Brazilian Jack Hammer

when in a threesome with to guys and one girl. one guy is laying down on the getting blown by the girl who is doing a hand stand. and the other guy is standing above the other guy and behind the girl and doing her while holding her legs. and he moves her up and down on his dick and the other guys like a jack hammer.

bro that chick looks hot lets Brazilian jack hammer her.

by johnny copperdick December 14, 2016


Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017


God of Hammers

Thor.

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.

by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021


Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis

I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

by Meat hammer 🔨 May 29, 2019


Batty Hammer

A hammer that you hit people with in rdr2 and shout “man got that batty hammer!”

Man got that batty hammer innit

by PPslayer85 November 10, 2020


Hammer Bitch the Bing Wang

The act of forceful and intentionally hammering something, or completeing and action with overwhelming success

Man, I know it’s hard to learn how to play the guitar, but you just need to hammer bitch the bing wang

by hastydemise January 26, 2019