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The dead skin and body oils that get stuck in crevices of commonly used items (ex. video game controller, handheld gaming device, cellphones)
Gamestop employee: "Jesus Christ, that guy just traded in this controller. LOOK AT ALL THE HUMAN PEANUT BUTTER"
*proceeds to scrape out human peanut butter*
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It’s that thing when you sit on the toilet and to have good posture, two midgets crouch on the bathroom floor and you put your feet on their heads.
Yo I’m going to this this stall, it’s got a human squatty potty. Great for your posture, dude.
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a girl who is bounced around a freind group enough to memorize everyones dick size.
ask that girl how big my dick is , shes our human measuring stick
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It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselvs orange and you have to paralle park between them.
oh, a Human Parking Cone, I've done that!
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Chuck Nevitt, 7'5" white guy from NC State, was the Rockets' and Lakers' indication that they were comfortably ahead in a game. When he came into a blowout for mop-up duty, he showed off his mad skillz.
With the Rockets ahead 110-93 in the final minute, here comes the Human Victory Cigar into the game to reeplace Sampson.
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Card game kinda like apples to apples suggested to be played with parents, grandparents, or the in-laws. A game for the sick and twisted with no morals.
Playing cards against humanity *Johnny reading question card* “children in Zimbabwe are starving because” *Johnny reading answer card* “My penis shrank”
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A human rights deactivist is a person who constricts another person’s rights due to external or stereotypical factors. These are the oppressors of the activists. They will often protest against the sane, rational demands made by the true activists. These are the disgusting douches who will try to silence the truth. They will spread lies on the media to defame those who are simply fighting for their rights.
Person 1: All of these human rights deactivists are trying to take away women’s rights to abortion!
Person 2: Yes, they’re starting arguments online and trying to stop protests by misleading the uniformed citizens.
Person 1: People have a right to abortion. It’s their body and those human rights deactivists are trying to take their rights away!
Person 2: Period.
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