Your mom

The largest mammal on earth

Your mom is very fat

your mom

An immature response to any question when you have no idea what to say.

“Hey, whatcha doin later tonight?”
“Your mom!”
“Damn it!”

Your mom

Who I had sex with last night

I had sex with your mom

Your Mom

Usually what 12 your old white kids say when they want to make a witty comeback

Chad: Yo can I borrow that ruler for 5 seconds

Kid with no ball hairs: That's how long I lasted in your mom last night

Your mom

This person likes your mom and isn’t afraid to hide it. 😍
In short. This person is your new father figure.
Hahhaha

Future dad: your mom
You: hi dad

your mom

broke

girl: i cant afford jordans
other girl: your mom BROKE

your mom

It is a type of offence that cold be use as a insaly

i claped your mom lat night