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Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.
Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!
Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.
Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!
the never let me down handy 4 way lug nut wrench jot down in history as one of the most convenient on the go tools invented for quick car repairs since the day it was invented.
who invented the cross bar?
Bob jones spanner
U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t
I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
the act of being high off coke, alcohol, and weed, all at the same
last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed
Only legendary Pakistani people whom I don't know speak this and he is definitely not a cricketer.
Girlfriend: I'm pregnant
Boyfriend: you have limit the cross
*Goes to buy milk*
Being under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, and nicotine at the same time
I don’t usually like nic when I’m already crossed but screw it, let me borrow your vape - I’m getting cross domed tonight!