Your Brother A Mother

Even worse than your sister a mister.

Dave:Your Sister A Mister.
Fred:NO, your Brother A Mother.
Dave:Dies in embarrassment.

Your brother is a mother

Worst than your sister a mister also causing them to self implode on sight

Carl:your mom gay
Joe:your dad lesbian
Carl:your granny a granny
Joe:Your brother is a mother
Carl:self implodes on sight

Ur brother mother

When you are arguing and ur friend says ur sister mister u say ur brother mother. And you win the argument.Simple as that.

Brad:Yo Carl ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Brad:No no u
Carl:Ur dad lesbian

Brad:Your mom and dad both gay together

Carl:Ur granny tranny

Brad:Ur sister mister
Carl:Ur brother mother

Brad:*evaporates*

Two mothers’ chimneys

Old English saying for when something is either too difficult or too easy to do

“Is it a complicated route to get to there?”
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”

Or

“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.

Mother Parking Car

A polite synonym for Motherfucker, Muthafucka and likeminded phrases.

You kidding me... MOther PArking CAr.... I wanna kill him...

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mother best friend

A friend who acts as your mother but not in a bad way, they protect you from things and make sure that you are always okay.

I will not date Nathan because he is a player, I know this from my mother best friend.

One Bad Mother

when someone is simply a bad ass.

person 1: He's one bad mother!
person 2: Shut yo mouth!

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