Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"
Changing the content of an original artwork or story in the aim to get more internet points from it.
He used karma washing on his latest drawing to the point it wasn't recognizable when he posted it online.
Similar to a Jug Wash but with Egg.
Chantelle was busy eating a sausage, bacon and egg bap when the egg exploded all over her face and down her top into her bra. Sean quickly remarked that Chantelle had been given an egg wash.
When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.
My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.
A wash-in occurs when you can't leave the pub due to heavy rain. Hence, you are 'washed-in'. It may also be used as a call to stay at the pub regardless of the weather.
We won't be coming back to work today boss, we're 'washed-in'.
The act of cleaning your ass in the shower after taking a poop
Hold on guys, I just finished pooping so ill hop on after I do a pawsh wash
You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.