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18- 40 year old guy. Some key characteristics are the following: 1) travels in packs of similar kind 2) restaurant of choice is BW3 or local establishment that serves wings and has lots of tvs for sports 3) always drives a truck even though it's rarely used for it's intended purpose 4) plays tons of video games that involve violence or football 5) roots for a college they didn't attend 6) has been in community college for the last 4 years in "business" 7) lives with their parents or a group of guys 8) wears a jersey out on a Saturday night 9) chews tobacco and always carries a spittoon around (bottle) 10) likes movies that are action packed 11) wears a small gold chain 12) good chance they have a DUI 13) dates girls that have no idea who the vice president is 14) wears boxers and makes sure people see them 15) likes rap, classic rock or country.
Most guys at BW3s are Dude Bros.
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A chill bro who is wicked athletic and smart. This kid can be found wearing his warm-up jacket, nike or under armour shorts and quarter socks. These kids trudge lightly on the ground in order to keep their nike or adidas running shoes clean and fresh. These bros get mad chicks and are some of the coolest kids on campus. Similar to a lax bro, many lax bros are bros with these kids.
Why is greg getting so many chicks?
O, He is a soccer bro, kids mad chill
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A schmooze-bro is type of collegiate-aged male, often a member of a fraternal organization, defined by his constant schmoozing, non-clever ball-busting, lewdness, date rape of sorority girls and other females with low self-esteem, and general douche-baggery. He is constantly making unwanted conversation and turns everything into a contest. He can be identified by his plain khaki shorts; brown, leather, thong sandals; and fabric baseball caps, (brim worn slightly up and tilted or backwards). Caution: in later stages of life cycle schmooze-bros may take the form of graduate students or professionals. These can be identified by their smart casual style of dress and chrome/silver watches.
Yeah, I was at the Royal Palms in Collegetown last night, but there were a bunch of schmooze-bros sitting on top of the booths with their feet on the tables. What a bunch of twats.
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a bro ho is a girl version of a bro. they usually wear SoCal concidering most live in that area. such as 909, 760, 714, 951 area code. usualy wears anything zebra/ leopard along with hostility, tapout, SRH and metal mulisha, they love dirtbikes, atvs, quads, and sandrails. they usually ride or drive lifted trucks blasting any rock or rock rap fusion like kmk or kingspade. most bro hos hate this tag because of the word "ho" as a lot of them are not. ( although i will admit there are some skanky bro hos that slandered the bro world and gave them tags like these) they usually have half blonde on top and black on bottom of hair. they party a lot and chill. usually these girls are strikingly hot when they dont wear a lot of makeup
wow that chick on that dirtbike is a bro ho
youre such a bro ho
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Vocabulary guys commonly use in the company of other males which is confusing or vulgar to females
Lewis: Boom, motherfuck! Suck on that bitch!
Lisa: What did you say to me?
Lewis: Sorry, bro speak. I meant you lost.
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A sub genre of rock ‘n roll music, branching off the Nü-Metal sub genre, characterized by heavy guitar riffs, simplistic lyrics surrounding love, loss, and sex. It is widely accepted by a class of listeners who are not visibly metal fans - such as weight room enthusiasts, football players, auto mechanics, and others who commonly use “bro” as an informal way to address a friend, acquaintance, or even a complete stranger. The common listener also usually queues up popular hip-hop tracks, gangsta rap, country, etc on their personal listening device. Bros typically refer to this genre simply as “metal.” Bands include, but are not limited to:
• Nickelback
• Creed
• Puddle of Mudd
“Hey bro. Have you heard that new Nickleback album? That shit is dope. Chad Kroeger really hits me right in the feels.”
“Bro! Bro! I hear Creed might get back together next week. I love it when Scott Stapp opens his arms wide when he shouts. That shit is tough like Jesus, bro!”
“Hey bro. I got an extra ticket to see Puddle of Mudd tomorrow night. I can’t find anyone else to go with me. I have an extra Ed Hardy shirt in it for you can have if you want to tag along. C’mon bro, no one else will go with me. C’mon bro. Broooooo?!”
“Yeah, I can’t stand watching Scott Stapp mimick Eddie Vedder’s voice or pretend he’s Jesus Christ. At least Eddie Vedder’s natural speaking voice sounds similar to how he sings. Scott Stapp sounds nasally when he talks and writes lyrics that appeal to either 3rd graders or gym rats who love bro metal.”
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