Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

chip claw

2-3 fingers curled used to grasp chips in order avoid covering hand in chip seasoning.

2 finger position is used with large, whole chips

3 finger position is used for small broken crumbs (a committed chip muncher inevitably must convert to the 3 finger chip claw to consume an entire bag).

resembles the claw in the arcade machine where you try to grab stuffed animals and never win. (with the chip claw you always win)

more fingers may be used, meaning your too stoned to care

"Lick your chip claw before opening the next bag."

"Your chip claw is out."

dip on ya chip

Whoa you got too much dip on ya chip

Sarah: Hey um can I borrow a pencil
Kyle: you gotta get on your knees whore (deep breathing)

Random weeb: WOAH BRO CHILL WITH ALL THAT, YOU GOT TOO MUCH DIP ON YA CHIP

loaded chip

when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon

“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”

m2 chip

"m2 chip" is a Tech-Toker that posts random tech videos and isnt really toxic but his Discord server does have alot of toxic stuff now he goes by other names such as "M2Chip", "M2Treat", "M2Sip", "M2trick", or m2trap he doesnt call himself some of these names but people from his Server call him that as a nick name theres also "m2boogie" and for this time of year, "m2jingle" now over all hes a pretty good tiktokker or techtokker with good content and a mass following

hey do you like m2 chips vids

oh yeah hes funny

oh real i also edge to his vids

Knee Chip

Its only the coolest girl i have ever met no one else is knee chip but one girl she is so awesome and she is the funniest girl on earth

awesome person who loves knee chip who is called knee chip

had his chips

there are many different variation's of the "chip" it can be applied to all scenarios and you can even make specific variants for special occasion's. You will find that this can be a very versatile and im yet to find a time when it hasn't worked.

Here are some of my many different versions:

Billy chips: this generally apply's to something getting its chips fast.

Afghan chips: This apply's to getting the chips hardcore style.

jacker chips: This came around recently playing Halo: Reach and when I got jacked out my Banshee this new version was made.

oh hes had his chips