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A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.
Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.
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A game where two people stand a distance apart with a six pack of beer each. At the same time, each person slams the beer as fast as possible, then throws the empty can at their opponent. The one that scores the most hits when the beer is gone is the winner.
Keith was going to be the designated driver untill he got into a game of Six Pack Shootout.
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The universal signal given by a friend/acquaintance when they've screwed up or broken the law in such an irreconcilable manner that the best solution is to leave town together. "Pack your shit" is the frantic and imperative way of instructing to pack a suitcase of clothes and essentials.
Person A: "Pack your shit!"
Person B: "What? Why?"
Person A: "I just killed a hooker!"
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you take a dump on a girls chest then you get on top of her chest and take a shit then bounce on ur ass with ur legs spread open as far as they can go. Preferably, you want to be farting while u r bouncing.
My girlfriend was asking for a gift for her birthday, and I thought diamonds cost too much so I thought "What better gift than a Snack Pack Roller?"
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When you finger a women the same way you would grab a six pack of Coors Light Cans,with your thumb in her ass and your index finger in her vagina.
I gave my girl a six-pack grip and could feel my thumb and index finger almost touch.
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Anything that comes in a package of 24, such as a case of beer
I am having a few guys over to watch the football game so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of beer.
On Halloween my frat plans to t.p. the whole campus so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of toilet paper.
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The act of shooting someone in both elbows, knees, and ankles. The person shot will usually black out after the first couple shots, but after coming out of shock the pain will be unbearable. People who are given the belfast six pack usually deserve it.
I fucked that guy up and gave him a belfast six pack.
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