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when a girl is getting it up the ass and the guy giving it to her punches her in the back of the head so that her nerves tighten up squeezing on his penis.
"My boyfriend punched me in the back of the head. It hurt really bad and he came everywhere.""haha you got camel punched!"
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Whilst having sex with a women (vaginal) blow your load into the women's vagina. After you finish that, kill her. Then hide her body in a closet for 2 weeks. When she starts to decay, pull her out of the closet. Then punch her stomach and eat whatever comes out of the vagina.
Yeah, so my girlfriend pissed me off, so I necrophiliac punched her.
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(v)-Partially inserting tropical fruit into an oriface in a person and using a punch or series of punches to fully insert the fruit.
"I shoved a kiwi halfway in her twat and gave it a spinning backfist that sent it into her ovaries!" "NOW THATS A HAWAIIAN PUNCH!!"
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When someone punches your arm (or other body part) and snuggles it with their fist. A term of endearment. A form of saying "i love you" and "i miss you" and "i'm happy to see you" and "i want to punch you" at the same time. you know when you get so excited to see someone your emotions go crazy? that's it.
WANT A SNUGGLE PUNCH?!
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When someone yawns, you punch them in the throat so they gag and you then you stick your dick in their mouth.
Oh dude, you shoulda seen me last night, i pelican punched that girl!
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A drink cocktail consisting of any clear softdrink mixed with clear hard alcohol , then for the purple color add the candy, any prescription caugh medication that is either pure hydrocodone or a very potent synthetic opioid caugh medication
I cant keep my eyes open, I think i had too much purple punch
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A delicious beverage mixing enough vodka with fruit mix to knock any living creature unconscious, including Whales.
Purportedly used in Nuclear weapons and Napalm.
Said to be 300% alcohol by mass.
Not to be confused with Gooch Juice
That sort of coma is usually associated with 2-3 sips of Gooch Punch.
A cup of Gooch punch has about the same kick as a 105mm artillery shell.
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