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The ultimate insult of ones mother... It is played carefully into a trap, also used as an anti-dis to the persons you are speaking to. Your mom can be used in such ways listed as examples in Italics.
Almost any string of sentance can relate to a "Your mom" based statement, or insult.
Knock, knock, Whos there? Your mom
And now for the grand finale! Your moms a grand finale...
Guess what? What? YOUR MOM!
Whats the difference between pig shit and an antelope? I dont know... what? Your mom
Who's that hot looking chick over there? Your mom
Some Kid: HEY YOU, GUY OVER THERE!!!
Guy over there: ?
Some Kid: YOUR MOM!
Guy over there: My mom? MY MOM!?!?!? NO SON, YOUR MOM!!!!!!!
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An extremely hot MILF that anyone would like to fuck anyway!
Fish : "Damn do you see that hot MILF!"
Pig : "Dude, thats Spencer's mom!"
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The act of making so many "your mom" jokes that you are kidnapped, tied up, and gagged.
"Your mom goes to college"
"Time to give him a Dominik's mom"
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When a woman comes on to you sexually in a motherly fashion, even during the sex act itself.
She brushed back my hair and called me baby in the middle of the mom job.
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"Romantic" books mothers read about love and sex, usually heavily graphic and used as pornigraphic material. Usually have pictures of shirtless men on the cover.
Fallon is reading her mom porn books again..
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A really lame insult, that if used correctly, can be hilarious. Other wise, it is just stupid.
Good Example:
Person 1: Hey Joe, did you hear we are doing your mom in English?
Person 2: Leave my mom out of this, and I'll leave this (points to dick) out of your mom
Bad Example:
Person 1: Hey Joe, can you get me a coke?
Person 2: Your mom
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