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The ultimate insult of ones mother... It is played carefully into a trap, also used as an anti-dis to the persons you are speaking to. Your mom can be used in such ways listed as examples in Italics.
Almost any string of sentance can relate to a "Your mom" based statement, or insult.
Knock, knock, Whos there? Your mom
And now for the grand finale! Your moms a grand finale...
Guess what? What? YOUR MOM!
Whats the difference between pig shit and an antelope? I dont know... what? Your mom
Who's that hot looking chick over there? Your mom
Some Kid: HEY YOU, GUY OVER THERE!!!
Guy over there: ?
Some Kid: YOUR MOM!
Guy over there: My mom? MY MOM!?!?!? NO SON, YOUR MOM!!!!!!!
The act of making so many "your mom" jokes that you are kidnapped, tied up, and gagged.
"Your mom goes to college"
"Time to give him a Dominik's mom"
An extremely hot MILF that anyone would like to fuck anyway!
Fish : "Damn do you see that hot MILF!"
Pig : "Dude, thats Spencer's mom!"
When a woman comes on to you sexually in a motherly fashion, even during the sex act itself.
She brushed back my hair and called me baby in the middle of the mom job.
A really lame insult, that if used correctly, can be hilarious. Other wise, it is just stupid.
Good Example:
Person 1: Hey Joe, did you hear we are doing your mom in English?
Person 2: Leave my mom out of this, and I'll leave this (points to dick) out of your mom
Bad Example:
Person 1: Hey Joe, can you get me a coke?
Person 2: Your mom
A female who does not shave or maintain her pubes. The area is left completely unkempt. This is the preferred fashion for moms.
Guy #1-- "I was about to go down on this girl last night, but then I realized she was mom-stylin' (mom style) it. I got the hell out of there!"
Guy #2-- That's foul.