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when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet
grandma just left a granny's apple surprise
Big Corn Suprise - When you have a bowel movement and you see corn in it BUT you dont remember having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.
Big Corn Suprise - Refers to the phenemon of having a bowel movement and seeing corn in it BUT not remembering having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.
Joey had a Big Corn Surprise last nighr but soon remembered having Shepherds Pie a few days ago in the cafeteria.
A person who gives something to another and then takes it back or expects an equivalent in return.
Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!
An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.
Dude giving my girlfriend Palatine's Sweet Surprise cured her epilepsy!
(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.
Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.
Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.
Patrick: Damn. Women these days...
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also know as Homosexual Ambushing refers to the unexpected inclusion of same-sex scenes or LGBTQ+ themes in heterosexual-oriented television shows and films. This term highlights the element of surprise experienced by heterosexual viewers when they encounter such content without prior expectation.
Example 1:
I ain't feelin' that Surprising Homosexual Content in Power, dig? One second I'm watching some thug shit like, "Hell yeah get the bag!" and the next I'm like, "Wait, what the fuck just happened?"
Example 2:
Power's writers and directors be adding that Surprising Homosexual Content to shake things up, makin' niggas talk 'bout LGBTQ+ shit.
When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and some of the shit comes off on your hand.
Jason had bad diarrhea, so when he wiped, he had a down-town surprise.