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When you bust a nut so hard your soul gets sucked into the ute
My boyfriend got ute uncle barryed last night after I gave him a blowjob
Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok
Everyone has an Uncle Super Bowl. That one uncle who always hosts the family Super Bowl Party and makes the BEST pulled pork, wings, and dip. Think about the best Super Bowl Party that you went to and ask yourself, "Who hosted it?" Without a doubt, it was the one with Uncle Super Bowl.
Family Member #1: What's going on Cuz!? Are you coming over for the Super Bowl Party later?
Person #2: Is Uncle Super Bowl hosting!? I'm there!!
Grandparent's male first cousin.
My great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
1. The brother of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepbrother of one's grandparent.
My step-great-uncle is a good person.
that one uncle who gets so drunk he either passes out, or tries to kill you by running you over, also hes usually a trump supporter
Person 1: dude ur uncle herbert just tried to run me over with his truck
person 2: yea he always does that, that trump supporter
It means that your 40 year old uncle comes into your room with a leather mask and a leather belt and says here’s your uncle
Me: oh I dropped the soap better go pick it up
My uncle : here’s your uncle