I don't want to be fat

IDK how to help you. maybe try eating 2 meals a day and/or smaller meals. Try laying in you bed with several big and heavy books on your stomach. Jumping on a trampoline, swimming, running etc.

(Thinking to my self) I don't want to be fat. Maybe I should try the tips above ^

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Don't give a good goddamn

To not care about something at all. To not give a shit about something or someone.

Steve said to his friend Joe "if you don't hurry the fuck up, you're going to be late for work". To which Joe replied, "I don't give a good goddamn. I hate that job anyway."

Don't piss on the dance floor

A saying that implies not to ruin everyone else's day (used in the context in a large group of people)

*At a party*
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.

hands up don't shoot

The rallying cry of protestors trying to paint a criminal as an innocent victim.

Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white

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Don't Touch My Ankles

Wearing pants or jeans in a way that they don't reach all the way down to the ankle. Usually worn by nerds who don't have long pants. A shorter version of the phrase is Don't T

Nerd: "My mom made me iron my pants, now I look so cool without wrinkly pants."
Joc: "Seriously dude! You're wearing don't touch my ankles, LMAO!"

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Don't Sell Me a Dog

This Victorian phrase means 'don't lie to me'. In the 1800's, it was common for dog salespeople to try to pass mutts off as pedigrees. This is supposedly the origin of the phrase (which was popular until the 1870's).

“You think I'd believe that you're a wizard who's also the cousin of royalty and Bill Gates' twin brother? Don't sell me a dog.”

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Don't Pump My Grundle

The act of raising somebody's hopes with an erroneous claim that makes the speaker look foolish. This claim is made with good intentions but is so faulty that it utterly fails to affect the general mood positively. In many cases the result of pumping somebody's grundle is negative.

Ex1:
LeRoy: Aw shit, that shorty over there, she's fine as hell. I'd hit that like a piñata on cinco de mayo!

Marcus: She's FUGLY homey, don't pump my grundle, she's just nasty...

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