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N. Average of points for people you slept with in the past. Standard of measurement conventionally based on level of success attained by ex-lover or level of widespread social status, i.e. fame. Also known by abbreviation FPA.
My fuck point average jumped way up when my ex-lover was named Poet Laureate. Most of my exes barely graduated college.
When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!
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n--similar to street cred or comicred: indicates punkredibilty, but usually ironic: 1. for calling out posers 2. for calling out someone 'in the scene' who's putting on 'old school' airs
Right, dude, buying all your clothes from Hot Topic just earns you loads of punk rock points. (first usage)
Yeah, Mike thinks he's soooo cool, like he's got the high score in punk rock points, or something. (second usage)
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the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.
"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"
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A scale for rating the attractiveness of a girl (usually). As suggested by its name, it consists of a scale 1-5, with the highest rating being the rare 5.0. As a rule of thumb, the threshold of dateability lies at the rating of 3.0.
In addition, a maximum of 0.5 points may be added or subtracted accordingly, based on the subject's personality. No rating is to exceed 5.0.
"Without personality, I'd probly give that girl a 2.0 on the 5-point scale...I'd LET her suck my dick..."
"Dude, that girl's an asshole, but she's def. a 4.2!"
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The way men can be measured with how well they do with women and sexual favors. Every man starts with 200 points. deduction amounts are determined by other men.
The Man Point System is as follows:
Quick Kiss: +1
Make out: +5
Feel up: +15
Hand job/finger: +25
Blow Job/ Eat out: +50
Sex: +100 (each different girl)
+ 75 (each time with same girl)
other acts are your choice as long as you have approval by other men
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symbol for gangsters, united gangsters, keep it gangster fuck bitches, hoes need pimps pimps need hoes.. get that muh fuckin dough
5 point star, Gangster symbol....
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After burping select an ususpecting person and blow the rank, and foul gas toward there face lightly enough for the person to inhale.
"After eating my chili hotdog, I blew a pin-point burp in Ross's direction which he generously inhaled."
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