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A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.
"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "
Also known as titty wank or tittywank. The sexual act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizable breasts) using breasts to stimulate a penis, possibly to the point of orgasm. Derivation unknown, but may be a metaphor for a man sitting between the two large humps of a camel.
After she sucked on his penis on her knees, she wrapped her generous breasts around his penis and camel wanked him until he came on her face.
Hold the tip of you foreskin whilst cumming to keep your glorious wank mess free.
Dude I totally did a wank blimp last night
When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.
"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"
A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man
Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday
The strength and stamina a man gains on their dominant arm from masturbation. Also known as wank strenk.
Shit man I didn’t know u worked out.
I don’t man I got that wank strength
Pleasuring yourself to climax whilst your partner lays asleep next to you in bed (in the dark)
You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate