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Joseph

Joseph is a guy who thinks you are all fucking dorks for looking up your name on Urban Dictionary. Joseph is a truth teller, and it gets more truthful with each sip of whiskey.

Man, Joseph was right, I should quit crab asking and just get shit done.

by Whawhome? November 24, 2021


Joseph

The guy that everyone stays away from at parties, he has good jokes but only sometimes, he's annoying but a good friend even if he wants to be more than just that.

Joseph is funny

by Lampandlight July 13, 2021


Joseph

He is a type of guy who cares for people he will be a loving and caring person he hides his feelings very well Joseph will always be the last person

Look at the lonely Joseph over there

by Guy who licks pine cones May 15, 2021


Joseph

Joseph is very very hot. He is very nice to me and he has a nice smile. I love him with my whole heart and he makes my day. I love you with my whole heart heart. Everyday you make my laugh.

Joseph is so hot

by Janynooo June 17, 2022


Joseph

Josephs are the reason the earth is still spinning.

They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.

Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.

You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.

Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.

Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.

They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.

If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.

You never know what they might become.

Damn, Joseph, that's some fine pasta you just made!
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.

Joseph can I marry you?

by Pat_Smith_94 November 22, 2021


Joseph Takagi

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.

Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*

by In My Sights1 February 2, 2022


joseph schmidt

A big dick sext boy

Damn joseph schmidt back at it again with that bbc

by Joseph John carone November 25, 2019