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Pat the Cheese

The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.

"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"

by That's what Santa said December 3, 2011


Cheese Whittle

Cheese whittle (v) /CHēz/ /ˈ(h)widl/

When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.

(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)

Hey Da'Qwelvis, tomorrow is cheese whittle Wednesday so don't forget to double up on the cialis, your gonna need it!

by NorthSneads November 22, 2022


U.K Cheese

Slang for Marijuana

Hey, let’s go get some U.K Cheese

Dude, you do realize that’s marijuana right

Yea, I know

by AnonymousMarowak2817 April 4, 2020


Dangling Cheese

The jizz that dangles.

Babe I have a dangling cheese on my tip, can you lick it off?

by OLA MY NAME IS JUAN September 3, 2016


cheese dibbles

the most amazing cheese invention known to man (and the hole universe) it gets supsended then it dippaseers like an amazing bootie magician.

cheese dibbles are like sweatie mom jeans they taste good.

by MrHotsauce February 17, 2017


Cheese Addict

A person who will do anything for cheese including sucking a dick. They may also be a femboy.

MeeM: Hey guys, Tux is a cheese addict, he’s probably a femboy.

by MeeMTheCatMaid April 17, 2021


cheese chokers

The kinda thing they serve you when you're first taken to jail. Two pieces of white bread clamping down on a plain ass piece of bland mothafuckin cheese.

Guardo: Alright chao time
rookie: wtf is this??
OG: hahaha cheese chokers. Bon appetit

by El Macanudo September 11, 2019