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A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster
guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?
guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???
guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!
guy 2: bitch are you retarded
guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!
bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back
This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.
In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.
After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
you'll never understand.. no you'll never understand.. you have a great taste for music
doctor I can't tell if I'm not me... see how I laugh at you you'll never understand no you'll never understand
Origin: used by a woman who dosnt give a nut. Not to be confused with nut or nutsack
1. Not caring about someone or something.
2. Having little to no interest in someone
Humphrey: well your just a basic bitch.
Rubin: your so rude.
Humphrey: I don’t give a nut
pure confusion, passive-aggressively to tell them to stfu or because you just don't agree/don't know
Friend: I beat you on the math test
You: :I (stfu, don't give a single shit)
When you know your absolutely fucked.
Another word for this is "cooked"
Teacher: I know you cheated on those tests bob, you will find out your results on Friday.
*Bob turns to friend*
Bob: I am finished.
I-Ready, an educational program usually used for homework and testing, but emphasized as dumb/sped.
Nah, I’ve got a homework app for you. It’s called I-Spedy because you are making no sense!