I kk

I was too lazy to write I'm gonna kms as a joke so it means I'm gonna kikill (my self). Just a fun mix up

I'm gonna kikill(I kk) myself!!

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

i can game all day

1) it means fuck all day; or,

2) generally do anything all day, which (when you generally do anything all day) usually means fuck all day.

common usage:

girl: "so wha u wanna do? i can game all day"
boy: "idk scout how bout we take em out..."
girl: "when and where but always ben"
boy: yup

And I opp

this is no good

And i opp sksksksks

and i opp

This phrase, is use mostly for vsco girls, it means, like "upps"

and i opp my hydro flask fell out

i t

it means i think for the groupchats and friends

i t john is a cool dude

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."