now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.

Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"

2👍 2👎

D I C C

Same as dick but its a thick dick

Damn brutha!!! Look at that ni**a's D I C C

Alex | I got a lewd basement

A doggo with a christmas hat that evolved into a chibi dragon, he supplies lolis in his basement, and also has a gambling addiction

"I wonder when "Alex | I got a lewd basement" is gonna supply me the lolis"

I love you the mostest

Used when a person loves the other the most and automatically makes them the winner in the who loves each other more argument.

Casey: “I love you the most”

Mel: “I love you the mostest”

I don't gust a flip

Much more safer version to the vulgar idgaf Alternative to idgaf

Person 1: I don't gust a flip about what you are talking about

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.