Food baby

When you ate so much that you appear to be pregnant.

Person One: Wow, I've eaten a lot of food.
Person Two: I know you have a food baby.
Person One: I know its giant.

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Chinese Food

Also known as cats.

Hey let's order some cat for dinner. Chinese food sounds really good

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fast food

Its like road dome except for its being done to the girl.. when a girl is driving and the guy is eating her out while shes doing so

"yeah last night i gave kelsey fast food.. it was soo much better than mcdonalds"

"yeah last night Marco gave me fast food.. i almost hit a tree"

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Soul food

Food thats good for the soul not necessarily good for body.

A: I had some soul food at that black restaurant last night.

B: How was it?
A: Great but I feel greasy and fat.
B: Thats what you get for eating soul food. Eat some cuisine at a Perkins next time.

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food lover

aka everyone

"I'm such a food lover"

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Baby food

is specially designed to contain all the nutrients babies need throughout their busy days, giving them the energy to stare at the ceiling fan, develop an unspoken kinship with the dog, or grow fungus-like whiskers all over their cheeks.

Had my baby food for the day, AND I'M READY TO GO!

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Food baby

When your belly falls over your belt line.

1.Duude your food baby is getting huge, dont you think its time to go on a diet.

2.Bro what the hell did you feed your food baby today?

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