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a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.
Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too
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The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode
Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.
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shai has chode toes, therefore he has to wear extremely wide, short shoes.
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to take toast and slather it in peanut butter, chocolate chips, and mini marshmellows and then microwave for 20 seconds. it's a delicious treat late at night.
Haley " dood im so hungery!"
Tay " how bout some Chode Toast! its only 1$!"
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An overall jerk, asshole, moron or dumbass.
"You are a total chode smuggler."
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A chode that is even smaller and irregular than a normal chode because it is owned by a mexican.
Kayla - I really really really wanna see Tony's penis.
Me - no way, he totally has a mexican chode!!!
Kayla - ew, your right. it must be small
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Chode boxing is when a man is about to ejaculate and a woman punches him chode(a.k.a. taint or gooch) to heighten his stimulation.
I have never ejaculated as hard as I did when my girlfriend went chode boxing on my naughty parts.
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