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esquire chode

a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.

Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too

by lickmytaint79 December 16, 2008

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choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

by Clocked May 7, 2010

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chode toes

shai

shai has chode toes, therefore he has to wear extremely wide, short shoes.

by shenis November 8, 2009

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Chode Toast

to take toast and slather it in peanut butter, chocolate chips, and mini marshmellows and then microwave for 20 seconds. it's a delicious treat late at night.

Haley " dood im so hungery!"
Tay " how bout some Chode Toast! its only 1$!"

by taychuu July 4, 2010

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Chode smuggler

An overall jerk, asshole, moron or dumbass.

"You are a total chode smuggler."

by Poby May 1, 2006

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Mexican Chode

A chode that is even smaller and irregular than a normal chode because it is owned by a mexican.

Kayla - I really really really wanna see Tony's penis.
Me - no way, he totally has a mexican chode!!!
Kayla - ew, your right. it must be small

by iloveyoukaylahaha May 11, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chode boxing

Chode boxing is when a man is about to ejaculate and a woman punches him chode(a.k.a. taint or gooch) to heighten his stimulation.

I have never ejaculated as hard as I did when my girlfriend went chode boxing on my naughty parts.

by Bradleyj July 25, 2008

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