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If you searched up "Evan" because they are your crush, me too :)
If you are a tall Evan that you are dreamy and handsome <3
If you are short then you are a nice know-it-all.
Person 1: I have a crush on someone named Evan
Person 2: he sounds like a nice person to crush on ;)
Evan, the fakest guy ever. He’ll act nice and gentle to really bring you in and then he’ll backstab you. I still love him, but he really hurt me.
“Evan is so smart and funny!” “Yeah but he’s a bitch ever since he became popular.”
To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.
“Hey is that a garbage can?”
“Nope thats just evan”
“Oh no stfu evan”
To be the most annoying mf of all time. Evan likes to think he’s funny even though all his jokes come off as cringe.
“Hey is that a garbage can?”
“Nope thats just evan”
A very large individual and loves to pleasure dogs.
His love for dogs is so insane he visited china just to eat dog
evan is overall a lovely person
Evans is a shona boy who lives in Shelbourne. Has great sense of humor but stubborn as fuck 🙄, but when you get to see things on his side of veiw you'll instantly click 😉. He's a son of a gun I tell you that boy, but don't ask favors from him cause shaaa hauzi bhebhi raake‼️
Me: Evans momz vako didn't come for lesson yeGeo
Evans: aahh uyo anedzungu anoita zvelife yake chete