chete

Short for 'Machete', usually used in place of 'knife', 'shank' or 'blade'.

Pronounced ch'et'te

e.g. i got the chete by the door (Jehst)

e.g. man dem brought out da chete and carved him up good

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Tongue-Chete

the method of addressing (with one's tongue) excessive hair surrounding the pubic area hence inhibiting contact with the vagina. The tongue acts like a machete in the jungle.

When I pulled this chick's panties down she had a HUGE bush! "what did you do?"

Well, normally, I wouldn't have TONGUE-CHETE'd that shit, but I just fucked her instead...

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Meth-chete

A male or female armed with a sharp object while on Meth with intent to cause bodily harm.

Meth-chete attack injures 2 at Spfd North Franklin homeless camp. One woman arrested. All lawn tools (especially hoes and machetes) now being considered deadly weapons! Walmart will now require proof that you live in a homeless camp before you can purchase.