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The art of having extremely kinky sex in a hotel in the month of December and when you have finished you leave without cleaning up your "mess".
Guy: Hey baby wanna have a white Christmas
Girl: You know I do
Guy: How bout that hotel right around the corner
Girl: Sure, shall I bring our box full of toys?
Guy: Yup
the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.
December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."
December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."
On how you milk out Christmas, every last bit of it, no matter what and always eating something related to Christmas, like cows only eat grass
Scionfin Tuesday Christmas is a National Holiday celebrating Scionfin Tuesday Christmas. It is celebrated every last Tuesday of February because it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.
John: Hello it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.
Wilburt: Oh wow thank you Johnathan Scower, it is indeed Scionfin Tuesday Christmas.
John: A wonderful day.
listening to Christmas Jazz and kneeling next to the Christmas tree while taking dick
I had a great Christmas Fuck last night
That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!
When someone snorts a lot of coke off a BBW’s (big beautiful woman’s) clitoris.
Dude, did you see Theo had to do a Cuban Christmas this year.